I think you should toss the murder analogy. They get the urge to have sex sometimes, like we all do. But the horrifying thing for them is that the urge is to have sex with children. We can all relate to being horny - asexuals excepted.

It's also awesome being the arbiter of what's icky and what's not.

Quite possibly the only good dissenting answer.

is there anything that has been carried over from the original Niva

Please don't encourage the events to be even longer than they are now. They are so boring!

My favorite example defending structured settlement was one I heard second hand. Guy walks into one of these places, apparently he got hit by a guy drunk driving and had a structured settlement, looks them square in the eyes and tells them that when they were checking him out for injuries (to get more for the…

I have a friend with a 19 year old, what I have noticed is young people are interested in cars and car repair just as much as I was in the early 90s. Their taste about what makes a cool car is vastly different from what mine was when I was 19, but that is probably a good thing as i was sporting full undercar neons…

There are some obvious differences tho. A fraternity usually consists of a smaller group of people than the typical large college band, and their parties are always sanctioned by the chapter, and usually held at the house or in a venue secured by the fraternity itself. For the most part, I would say everyone in the…

Right back atcha.

You're right. I mean, I reserve the right to judge whatever I want, however I want, but you're right that I shouldn't be getting in anybody's way. Live how you wanna live.

they're pathologizing a normal, natural part of aging

Will someone PLEASE oil up these beefcakes! Mac, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I'm actually pretty surprised when I DON'T see this kind of hypocrisy.

Nope, apparently you're going loudly, with enlarged genitals, constant erections, and $400 fewer dollars per month. Best of luck, buddy. (And stay safe, dudes. Don't give yourself a heart attack for the sake of your ego.)

Lindy West continues her rampage of replacing hetero/cis/white/thin-centrism with Lindy-West-Centrism.

Ibiza. So hot right now.

Why is it that when men make these decisions it is considered for their "ego" but for women it is for their "self-esteem?" When can we stop judging people for making decisions about their bodies that have absolutely nothing to do with us?

Can we just change "detroit.jalopnik" to "butt-hurt-about-everyone-hating-detroit-because-its-a-shithole.jalopnik"?