even the worst soundbite from the Democratic candidates on defense sounds so much more level headed and thought out than any of the republican dick grabbing mouth-farts.

Mayonnaise is the devil’s condiment. I will walk into my local AME, and feel the holy spirit dancing within me, and it will tell me that I am right. That shit gross.

As long as you keep some. Because I am willing to risk I would be part of the some. Y’all are totally worth it.

I totally get the bus thing. In Red Dead Redemption there was the one bandit town and if you equipped fists and went to the waterfront, you could brawl with anybody. If they fell into the water they died instantly, but in perhaps the most Randian moral relativism ever, the game considered the water to be the real…

This is all bullshit. They add chicken and waffles as a flavor but they won’t bring over “Poulet Roti et Thym” from overseas? Bullshit. Those chips are enough to make me fat again because, fuck it, they are worth the self-loathing.

“But the clincher here is that the girl has to initiate contact...“

Say what you will about his life choices, you can’t deny that it at least got him out of Nebraska.

If it turned out that Joe Flacco had a rape basement where he’d been killing girls since college, literally no one wold be surprised. He has Jared Fogle dead eyes.

The opening credit shot to episode 2, with Sarabande from ‘Barry Lyndon’ playing and the skewed camera angle of Clockwork Orange is so very very much an intentional homage to Kubrick. I knew at that moment I was hooked.

It’s Coke. Even if it’s Dr. Pepper.

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I like how republicans tout the law until it is inconvenient. Everything that happens in this case is fruit of the poison tree. That is, everything post-arrest that might incriminate her is immaterial because it all stems from an invalid and unconstitutional arrest.

Ah, oui. Serge

He’s awesome in the terrible 80’s sci-fi movie Dreamscape.

You are right. There is nothing more snobby than taking something that is truly subjective like taste and labeling things better or worse. I for one like high life on a hot ass day. Crisp, refreshing and definitely flavorful. In October, give me a hearty stew of a beer.

“Why do they keep talking about ‘Wounded Knee’?” Theismann asked. “It was the whole goddamned leg.”

Moving to some place new is easy. It’s new. If you have the means you should decamp to different parts every 5 years from graduating college to ‘the kids will be old enough to remember’. You cannot truly know what you want or who you are until you have had the chance to re-style yourself in a few different…

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Guac is like beer. There is a reinheitsgebot: Avocado, Lime, Salt, cilantro, onion and peppers are the only things allowed in it. If you cannot make kick-ass guac with those ingredients alone, go make a fucking pizza and put whatever shit you want on it.

TOMATOES ARE NOT ALLOWED BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE THAT YOU PROBABLY…

Klisni came in to the national team with new methods and new styles. there was a hard transition and some grousing amongst the older players, but nothing that isn’t normal with a new system and a fiery coach. The Landon went as a ‘unnamed source’ to his friend Grant Wahl at SI and trashed Klinsmann, said there was a…