No, it will be hard to pull off in Brazil. Too many checkpoints to get into the country and they set off way too many red flags. Now Euro 2016 however is just a quick stroll from the ISIS villages in every French city to the stadium.

Trump is proto-Berlusconi. After all Sylvio was actually the leader of Italy for a while. And from what I can tell is a successful businessman, unlike Trump.

Tottenham is in for a world of hurt. They have been incredibly lucky with injuries, partly due to youth. But once they lost Dembele and Alli to stupidity and stupidity respectively, they fell the fuck apart. Now next year they go from a tiny field to a large one, leaving a team like them wide open on defense. Part of…

true but every place will have their version of ‘German’ potato salad on the menu.

don’t be racist (j/k), where are the collared greens?

This ranking is suspect. You didn’t even break up potato salads into German, mustard, standard or vinegar.

This is factually incorrect. After a million miles all Toyota trucks have a mounted 50 cal and about 20 terrorist or rebels standing in the bed, waving ak-47s.

That’s a good boy! Who wants a star? Yes you do!

Don’t forget the brutalist monstrosities like in Albany and Sao Paolo.

I grew up in Austin. I have always wondered why the fuck we named anything after the leader of of an open rebellion that killed 300,000 Americans. It’s not like he was from Texas. I mean, Charles Whitman Went to school here and he killed far far less Texans.

I have never heard anybody come up with one reason to name a…

Are you going to Lannisport Faire?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Pay my debt to one who lives there.
She once was a true love of mine.

On the side of a hill in the deep forest green.
Tracing of lion on a shield crested gold.
‘Hear me Roar’ o child of the mountain
Sleeps unaware of the dragons of old.

Tell her to make me…

Goddamn, fuck you AIDS.

Sadly, she did both.

Can we kill the Olympics already? What was meant to be a quadrennial event to foster togetherness and the spirit of competitions has turned int a biennial event to foster corporate agendas and the spirit of oppression.

if you just look at that video in the grays, it looks really NSFW

This was Vancouver? Those shoes are long gone. See he sold the shoes to a serial killer for crack. The serial killer then severed a bunch of victim’s legs, put the cleats on, then threw them in the ocean. Meanwhile the thief took the crack and sold it for a prostitute, which he then up-sold the prostitute to another…

beautiful. I will heretofore refer to him as ‘Presidential candidate and dildo grinch Ted Cruz’.

I am happy to see as an homage to the 80's you co-opted the writing style of Pj O’Rourke for this article. I approve.

I don’t blame the Iraq war on Senator Clinton. I blame her for her vote. I also blame Bernie for the Militiaman vote. I find that I have less voter concerns with Senator Sanders than Senator Clinton.