"Now that's how you play Arsenal!"

Milwall with money. Cannot wait for Abramovich get arrested for his crimes so we can watch Chelsea slide back into Tottenham-like obscurity for years to come. Or better yet, pull a Leeds. It's not just what they deserve, it's good for football as a whole.

don't forget the Dymaxion car 'accident' that was erroneously called a rollover due to instability and not because a Chicago politician rammed them at high speed.

"Don't chew out your anti-vaxxer friends." No, instead cease being friends with them. They are gullible, willfully stupid and narcissistic and this is just the tip of the iceberg as to what they could do to you. If they are willing to look science in the face and endanger the lives of their close friends children,…

this is literally the single most meaningless friendly in a cycle and already with the hand-wringing? I'd be shocked if more than 4 of the players you saw were on the 2018 roster. Klinsi is tinkering with formation changes (my guess is to have it somewhat ready to work with Zelalem, and trotting out over the hills…

God must love football, he keeps inviting the players up to heaven right after they retire.

Better than being a vikes fan, who now must spend the offseason wondering if this is the year, finally, after 38 long years, that the Vikings will finally reclaim the mantle from the Bills as 'That team that gets buttfucked in the Super Bowl all the time'.

You missed WE BELIEVE IN STEUBENVILLE FOOTBALL

"Though I've tried, my arm has died."

Dangit, this is the worst thing a Hill boy has done to Texas football since Bobby Hill kidnapped McMaynerberry's Mascot, I tell you whut.