She probably meant to say “test the taste of the tea by smelling” and misspoke. If someone judged my intelligence based on the amount I misspeak they’d marvel at how I even got out of bed in the morning.

Overhead lighting is basically a fuck you to migraine sufferers.

i for one applaud them for trying to put an end to the scourge that is overhead lighting

Ingrid Michaelson apparently has never been to college. Eat the free food is the first rule of college.

You were born in a palace by the sea!

If you plant tomatoes, put marigolds between the rows. The tomato caterpillars don’t like the smell, which will save you a ton of work.

It’s how I’d have liked history to have gone.

I have a friend who recommends Kat Von D liquid liner... that’s on my list

I know. It makes me think that I’M a princess.

Even though I knew the movie got a lot wrong but I lovvvvvveeeee “Once Upon a December”

I am much more impressed with the 50 pound piece that Bugs Meaney and Encyclopedia Brown fought over in The Case of Smelly Nelly.

Apparently it’s more like a whale bezoar.

There are only four simple ways to get Hamilton tickets:

Good lord, so many of the things to say. 1) The kid in red is SERVING. Such a voice! 2) I like to watch videos of Titus Burgess in The Little Mermaid and imagine that Titus Andromedon made it on Broadway. 3) Aaron Tveit was almost illegally sexy in his duet with Gavin Creel.

We’re focusing on all the wrong things from this year’s program because we’re not talking about this

Also VERY worth watching:

Hey, what’s wrong with being a drunk whore?

#lifegoals

Would like to take a moment and bask in the gloriousness and applicability of Amber’s emojis:

Zootopia got it right