I would never say that the firm where I work isn’t interested in my professional worth, they are absolutely interested in that. But how well I write a brief or perform research isn’t the only part of my profession. A large part of my job involves meeting people, drumming up business, networking, etc. People hire…

He’s an incel, or at least an incel-defender. Just FYI.

(and Adam Duritz)

I love the idea that an eyewitness can determine whether or not you’re cured of cancer. Like, dude. What did you witness, all Val Kilmer’s cells under a microscope at the same time?!

Yeah, I was going to say, Wonder Woman doesn’t so much need protection from some regular dude.

I think as long as there is class structure, there will be unattainable standards in place to enforce that structure. Whether those standards are actively damaging to our feet may change, but there will always be class markers.

Not quite yet, give me about a year and a half to graduate and pass the bar! I am currently clerking and in law school.

I have so much fucking respect for legal aid folks. Y’all are amazing and should get paid more. Thank you for doing what you do.

You know what, you’re right. Now that a man has asked me to reconsider my position, I have fully thought it through and concluded that high heels are not necessary for my profession, even though I have had thoughtful dialogue with other women all evening about the same issue and its fundamental unfairness in the…

We used to open them with a hammer when I was a kid.

I agree.

Thanks, I will check them out! I have some good wedges that I love but even they hurt if you walk too far in them.

I think he was trying to get the knife between the meat and the outside bit when it slipped.

Cutting coconuts is dangerous too. I know because I have a recent ER bill I’m still paying off for my husband...

Funny how that happens, isn’t it? It was a good lesson, really. I live in a super red state and it can be easy to just assume that anyone who votes blue or belongs to the ACLU is a “good guy.” Turns out, the “good guys” can be egomaniacal, misogynist assholes too!

A side effect of rampant gayness (for lack of a better term) may combat overpopulation, but considering it an adaptation with the purpose of combating overpopulation is a misunderstanding of how evolution works. An organism with a beneficial mutation for survival can only pass it down if the organism reproduces. If…

That sounds awesome, to wear a robe in court!

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve definitely seen female attorneys buck the “dress code,” but for the most part if you’re in court, you’re in uniform.

In NYC, maybe that’s okay. In the Deep South? There’s a uniform.

I tried some of those on the other day, they’re like wearing wooden shoes, what the fuck?!