The person in the office has no respect, so Fuck that.

You bat your best hitter third, not fifth, because there’s a slightly higher chance of getting an extra at-bat. It’s not possible for Ronaldo to take more than one PK in a shootout. A baseball analogy would be like a home run derby going through each lineup exactly once giving each hitter one swing. In that scenario,…

Keep Austin Weird At All Costs

I don’t think I have the words to properly articulate how much sadness exists in this picture. There are bomb-dust covered kids in Syria who take a look at this picture and say ‘really glad I’m not there’

claiming that universal health care equals socialism is really silly

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

Is Kaep dressing for the job he wants? Does he walk around in pads, a helmet and a generic jersey? Why isn’t he showing us he wants a job by dressing for the job? Why is he not walking into stadiums and casually, loudly talking about how he’d sure like to throw the ol’ pigskin ‘round these parts? Why isn’t he…

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I have “WIN FOREVER” tattooed on my dick.

Not right now we aren’t.

What the Warriors owe Donald Trump, especially in light of yesterday’s events, is not shooting him. That’s about it.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

If only she had smiled a little more, she wouldn’t have come off as so icy.

BUT HER E(verest) MAILS!!!!!

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

But it will have an overactive ICE machine.

Are you a fan of the Silver Jews?

The Mets official spoke on condition of anonymity because the statement from the organization was the team’s only authorized comment.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…