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Philly, you make us happy. This makes up for Hitchbot.

I’m right there with you. But more than that, I’m HORRIFIED that anyone thinks the mirrored TV image has ANYTHING to do with the footage being reversed. 😶

Annoy HOA Karens with this one simple trick!

Tbh $13-15k for a new three row passenger car is an absolute steal.

So I thought it might be funny and sacrilegious to Photoshop some Dominoes logos on to a Royale, then I got distracted when this came up in the “Dominoes Car” search. Presumably the NACA ducts are to ensure that the pizza arrives cold.

Thank you Mrcedes

Someone call a....

Should have gotten a cab instead of ACAB.

Sure, but then why would you share an image of an objectively fantastic thing?

That’s just the leather.

Also they now make this!

It’s like that, man. One second you’re chilling in a rooftop pool, the next you’re underwater in your Volkswagen.

Pretty simple how the change to the site came about. Previously it was Hans job to keep it up - now it’s hand jobs.

This is a perfect chicken vs the egg article.

The plane was fresh off of an 18-year restoration and may never fly again.

...but enough about the Donald Trump presidency, what about Mazepin?

Are we still doing the crazy person calendar?

Pretty sure it has to do with DeSantis ensuring that infections, hospitalizations, and deaths are recorded differently (read: underreported).

This is almost as embarrassing as that news story of the guy who drove his whole family across the country just to find the park was closed, so he took a security guard hostage and forced the poor guy to ride all the rides with them. People are crazy.