Not embarassing, but I spent the night in no-man’s-land hoping there was no guerilla attack that night...

I used to get jury duty notices. I sent a note that I couldn’t serve because I was a resident, not nationalized yet... that was years ago. I’m now a US citizen and I’ve never heard from them again... (knocks on wood)...

what did I just read?!?

Why not both?

I’m no analyst, but I knew this was going to happen...

“Why didn’t they get the fuck out immediately?”

I don’t think we’re right where we started. I think it’s going to be worse.

On the gps app on your phone!

What? You don’t have that in your car?

In fact, he owns this acura:

I’d rock that Highway Star...

Yeah, I came here expecting to be angry at another cop, and then went to “Good!”*

If you live in NY or any other cramped city, yes...

An Unimog!

Yes, I like to talk to cab drivers when I take them. Some nice conversations, and I’ve had some amazing coincidences...

isn’t 1234 everybody’s PIN ?

That stuff on the Fiat looks like a PepBoys special...

Never lend your car or your woman/partner...

Daily/Street park in NYC: 2008 Smartcar (not really daily, it stays parked most of the week)

Anything NOT fast... I’ve seen so many news of kids killing themselves on their first car. I remember an 16 yr old kid in a mustang recently.