On the gps app on your phone!

What? You don’t have that in your car?

In fact, he owns this acura:

I’d rock that Highway Star...

Yeah, I came here expecting to be angry at another cop, and then went to “Good!”*

If you live in NY or any other cramped city, yes...

An Unimog!

Yes, I like to talk to cab drivers when I take them. Some nice conversations, and I’ve had some amazing coincidences...

isn’t 1234 everybody’s PIN ?

That stuff on the Fiat looks like a PepBoys special...

Never lend your car or your woman/partner...

Daily/Street park in NYC: 2008 Smartcar (not really daily, it stays parked most of the week)

Anything NOT fast... I’ve seen so many news of kids killing themselves on their first car. I remember an 16 yr old kid in a mustang recently.

His truck

I’m going to import one car, and then “hire” an escort service every now and then... so if my wife asks, I’ll say I needed them for some paperwork...

How does A1 Escort Services appear on your credit card statement?

so, at $3.3M/year revenue, it’ll lose money for the city... How long to recoup $150 to $500M? And just scrapping still costs $105 to $190M, so more like $225M at the end...

I’d say *this* time her reaction is worth the situation... but yeah, I’m always telling my wife “why are you screaming?”... and it doesn’t help, I tell you...

the wham-bam-thank-you-madam bus?!?