that’s my guess too...

I’m looking for a new phone for my wife, just because she dropped it. It’s a motorola something, and I won’t spend $1000 for a new one either.

4- Guatemala to Miami- agent at counter thought my passport was fake or something. Flight is very early in the morning, so immigration chief comes in at 10am, so I miss my flight... But it was the day of a total eclipse in Guatemala, so I did see the eclipse!

1- Freaking American Ailines airmaid (not calling her steward here) denied me one extra chocolate... Flying to Europe, they came by with a basket of bite-size chocolates (Hershey’s, etc. nothing fancy). We were at the back of the airplane, and she still had lots on the basket. I asked if I could take another one and…

something similar...
Practically empty flight (2 or 3 pax) from Cancun to Guatemala City. Pilot was just glad there weren’t many passengers and he could do whatever he wanted...

I have a neighbor (somewhere in the Bronx) that has a MB S600, a BMW 7, an Alpina B7, and a Maybach. They’re parked on the street all the time and you can see the result of that...

if it’s 25yrs, yes... except CA of course...

“less golf”... well, we’re only getting the GTI. Is that what you want?!?

BS!
Is there an alternative that didn’t block trading?

But how to know which ones... Is it too late for AMC?

Nice Volvo...

My father was kidnapped in the early 80s in Central America... I wish we had been wealthy at least... He was released after two weeks. Don’t know how much the ransom was, it’s never been discussed in the family...

Have you seen the slow ride home?

haha, that was about 25 years ago...

You’d be amazed by how some parasites go about messing their hosts lives...

You’re most likely to get it from food (meat, seafood, even vegetables) than from eating cat feces...

“having 8 girls in backseat wasn’t smartest thing...”  What’s wrong with that?!?

Drove a couple months without license when I got my first car... I know, I’m going to hell...

C=64 > Apple II by a loooong shot!

“Elder residents have mysteriously been seen headbanging...”