I was going to say that it’s because people are stupid, and then you post this...

huh? then don’t look at it... It’s not called JaredGlentzalopnik... sheez...

That’s the new math they’re teaching in schools these days...

Soylent? Haven’t tried it for long trips. Sometimes I get one when I don’t have time...

lucky you... my wife doesn’t drive...

Now I want to see one of those spreadsheets...

NYC airports are laughing at your comment...

Can you send us your address? I need some stuff...

That’s where Gordon Murray got his idea for the F1...

but at least you’re not cramped inside with no air! And it’s easier to get off at your stop...

I’ve been there, standing on the front bumper...

I remember playing (or rather, trying to play) Flight Simulator in that thing...

If you look at the US now, sometimes it does feel like Germany and Japan “won” the war... I’d rather be in either country right now...

You don't need to press the clutch, just leave it in neutral...

Insensitive to drug addicts?

We’re going to use Space Force to look for Stellantis, the lost city in the Ford Galaxy! To Infinity and beyond!

RS232 port?

Stellantis... Like Atlantis, but in Space...

I wish I had a mechanical clock in my car... I have a vampire drain that kills the battery in 3-4 days, so the clock is always wrong... That jump-start battery thingy has been a lifesaver...

Formentor?!? Sheez...