I would rather have an old Dodge Dart.

What do you call a bunch of Alfa Romeos that haven’t moved for years?

Masochism. You has it.

With congratulations (and apologies):

Yes, honey, I listed the car. See? That’s what they’re worth, I swear! Now get off my back.

I’ve used the old bait & switch to good effect - but never against someone’s will.

Are you saying…the cake IS A LIE?

Precision without accuracy. See also: people who refer to EST all year long.

Typical GM quality, they probably inserted one and it fell off on the way to the ad getting printed.

Nashville Hailstorm shall be the name of my bluegrass ska band. 

First of all, I don’t have a law degree, but the lawyer I spoke to for the article does, and he disputes your characterization of what the law is “supposed”to do (I read the law as well and think he’s got a point).

Turbo Interceptor. The movie doesn’t really delve into whether the car will keep you alive, or if your own survival is dependent on you being supernatural yourself. It is implied when Jake/Jaime hands the keys to Billy that the car might protect him. (Although “Take care of it” is a strange request about a car that…

Here you go:

This question was answered in 1984 via mankind’s crowning cinematic achievement, Red Dawn:

Torch is right. Get the karmann ghia.

That not apples and oranges... it’s like comparing giant pumpkins and currants. Assuming clean history and PDI, I’d hoon this every weekend with a shit-eating grin on my face and no payments.

So you went from spending $13k to +$75k.

I think what makes old cars breaking nice is you can actually fit them. Newer cars are going to be a royal pain in the ass to fix because they are run by computers.

Anyone else find the act of fixing cars literally addictive? I had an “interesting” youth full of drugs and whatnot, but when I replaced the worn out carburetor on my FJ45, and the engine fired up first turn, it was literally the best high I have ever had. Even routine maintenance gives me a little tickle, and if I…