so it can roll under the seats, randomly toggling exhaust modes whenever you hit a bump.

I told my wife that I’m happy this car is not convenient to us because if it were I would seriously consider its purchase.

“Needs a tune LS swap”

GTFO with your Reese take.

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

Most likely scenario: Alcohol.

Jobu says “bring a snow plow."

Yeah, but like...Pro Bowl. Who cares? I half expect somebody to line up without pants. 

Original Batmobile methinks is up there. Bond’s DB5 and the Ferrari from Ferris Bueller are probably contenders too.

What dream? Buying a bunch of cars that you’re not driving and you’re probably not even looking at them much anymore because they’re all jammed together? I appreciate cars, but not when they’re just tossed in a shed and nothing is done with them. I’d rather have 10 cars in good running order that I can enjoy than 250…

You know, when you break it down, it’s really a very positive thing. MA-NURE. It’s not bad.  

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Before you can buy one of these penis extenders, you should have to take a parking test. If you can’t park the penis extender between 2 white lines on the first try, NO TRUCK FOR YOU!!!

Are you guy's still being called grammar Nazi or is it Alt-write, now?

So, a few questions.
Is it just me or is it absolutely retarded to completely skip the engine break-in period?
Not only that, but go take a 500 mile road trip, at (I’m assuming) a constant RPM/load?

Does this engine not require the break-in? 

You just broke the number one rule of building a project car. Never look at the receipts. 

C3: Okay, folks, thank you all for gathering today. We called this emergency meeting to discuss the overwhelming press coverage of the new C8 and what must be done to divert attention away from it.

This is what I don’t get about men today. I’m a little older but I was taught that a man gets shit done and takes care of himself and his family. That includes cooking and cleaning and grooming one’s self. It isn’t just go to work and then drink beer until passing out. All jobs are men’s jobs and women’s jobs too. The …