I might be a little disturbed, but I think everyone should be down with the thickness.

I think they misunderstood how nickel based battery technology works

When your 1000 pound rated engine stand bends like a banana, the engine is big.

I’m gonna name my band Miles of Rage.

Well, the Camry was grounded to the ground, so it had that going for it.

I don’t need a spare tire, either. But I have one for the same reason I have a handgun: Precaution.

I had no idea people preferred the wagon. The SX/4 is objectively the best Eagle.

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

It’s official: Russia has won the Spacer Race.

Dietary question for you. Can vegans eat pudding?

“[T]he Star Wars producers decided to cleverly conceal the freighter under some plastic tarps inside a circle of storage containers...”

Yeah, he’s a real asshole.

Oh my god that’s amazing, the crack up at McRlwain killed me

For-e-ver. For-e-ver.

THE BEAST

As a guy who suffers from IBS, and spends lots of time in airplanes, this is like my worst nightmare.

while taking an explosive shit I read this and died laughing.