The part where Jesus breaks the cross and uses the parts nailed into his hands as gauntlets of sorts is what’s selling me on it.

Man, I’m reminded of an old flash game, Faith Fighter. A friend and I used to play that for hours, and it would ususlly devolve into seeing who could spam their broken special the most.

I’m looking forward to learning what that wind is that’s heckling Jerry.

100% ok to be disappointed he’s taking a break. 0% ok to be a raging dick and demand he make videos for you nonstop. Its not the same level of a break that Nostalgia critic took (granted NC was planning on quitting permanently), but if it refreshes him half as much his show would be in a great place.

I learned that lesson real quick. I mean, real quick.

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

Nail Gun!

I am not against Insomniac coming up with some bonkers Peter parker-starring missions. They proved in Sunset Overdrive that they can come up with some wacky scenarios that enable stellar movement-based gameplay. I have a feeling we’ll be in for a treat when you’re tasked with getting Peter across town or in and out of…

Keeping innocent person upside down: Dead.

We have peaked as a civilization. 

I really hope that one of the missions in the game results in you “accidentally” damaging the nose of the Sphinx to finish off an enemy.

Good news! He did! It’s called Kong: Skull Island!

I never really got why people just made characters you can already play as, personally.

That’s some impressive facial animation. How I hoped other AAA games (coff coff mass effect coff coff) could have this kind of production value...

“Sonic is dead” means “Sonic games have been very inconsistent in quality over the past 10 years so I’m going to dismiss them all because I’m too lazy to figure out which are worth playing, but don’t want to admit it.”

“Sonic is dead” has been a thing for over ten years now and yet we’re still getting games. What does dead mean?

Time to make this guy canon.

He really just has to Understand.

Gotta beg to differ. It was the music.