As a not married person (although in decade plus relationship), I have a question about something I’ve seen A LOT lately. Marriages dissolving after less than a year. What the hell is going on? They can’t all be drugs/violence/other deal breaking scary things. What are/aren’t you doing as a couple before you get…

“To use our heartbreak as a way to get attention. So gross.”

Are the videos monetized? That’s usually a good indicator of bullshit

She can’t be too upset if she doesn’t even remember the name of the city.

This is how “fat” Alicia Machado was:

Newt’s also very self unaware. He regularly attacks people for infidelities (like Bill Clinton in the 1990s), when he cheated on at least two wives-- both of whom were sick. Him talking about a woman gaining weight fits that pattern. Newt is apparently unaware that he looks like porky pig

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

Miley, please.

she wants to press charges.

So, he’s sexually assaulted several people in public, with many witnesses present. How is this asshole not in jail?

Kandi and Kenya Kardashian have been off at boarding school.

It’s actually a procedure that transforms your vagina into a laser, which can then wreak havoc on your ex-boyfriends and any perv that looks sideways at you on the subway.

There are so many Kardashians that I seriously cannot keep them all straight anymore.

We wanted juicy gossip not allegations of child abuse :(.

She lifts for Jesus? This explains everything.

the gall of Dorinda Medley to, with a straight face, lecture the Lady Sonja Morgan—or really, anyone who isn’t a new rehab patient—about her drinking.

I barely paid any attention to it. That’s how boring it was. LuAnn needs to go. She’s just so boring. The Tom thing is either a very sad delusion or she knew this would give her lots of story. Andy needs to promote Tom to a housewife next season.

LuAnn is one of those people who thinks that everyone else is a moron. She thinks if she says something often enough, people will just believe it. Tom seems to think the same thing after he tried to get Dorinda to go along with his bull. It’s a classic sign of a narcissist.

I love the ruthlessness of the producers.

Luann is so delusional. “We didn’t have an open marriage. I never said that.” (cue footage) “It wasn’t open.” “He wanted to eff other women so I allowed it, but that is like being separated.”