yes, but once she gets married she will no longer be the countess

They’ll pry that title from her cold, dead hands.

LuAnn kind of confirmed the open marriage thing on that weird special Bravo did on her life pre-Housewives.

Yes, last week when her son called her crying asking her to call “daddy because he’s not home” made me so upset. (I’ve become a huge pussy since having a child.) I can only imagine what this 5 year old feels being at home alone with the nanny, who though she cares for him, is not his parent, and wondering wehre daddy…

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Yikes I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds her annoying. People really seem to love her but I find her exhausting. She is so competitive it makes me wonder if she's ever had a true, dear friend or loved one.

internet g.i.r.l = guy in real life

Did they ever find out if the girl was real? My money is on “No”.

What did she say? I didn’t watch the show because I find LuAnn too grating to watch solo for any length of time.

She’s just showing that she’s not such a great actress. Acting convincingly isn’t easy, you know, and this show is becoming increasingly fake and scripted by the season. The marriage is probably fake as well, cooked up by the producers to stir up drama. I mean, gimme a break that Lu is going to get engaged in a matter…

She’s built way too much like a 51-year-old linebacker to jump around and squeal in her smoker’s baritone, “I’m getting maaarrried!! Can you believe it???” So over it/her.

i think the tour would be much more believable if she wasnt coked out of her gills all season lol

I’m watching this right this minute. Hands down, the best thing Luann said, while bitching about “everyone” talking about Tom, “Tom, Tom, Tom! Can’t they find their own man to talk about?”

LuAnn kind of confirmed the open marriage thing on that weird special Bravo did on her life pre-Housewives. I can't see LuAnn being ok with a monogamous relationship; it doesn't seem European enough for her.

the rumors are she had an open marriage (which bethanny even alluded to last night) and the count fell in love with one of his side pieces.

i am 100% sure tom and lu have an open relationship and shes just not discussing it on camera

He's gross and allegedly cheated on her with their therapist. Charming.

Lu’s Tour of Happiness has always read as extremely false to me. It’s like me, opening an unfortunate birthday present.

Above anything, LuAnn is fiercely competitive. She’s not in love as much as she’s taking a victory lap around her single friends.