Whew! I found Adam Schiff’s low, measured voice to be an absolute balm on my ears after all that howling. Sanity... it feels like stepping into air-conditioning.

Is that a tomahawk chop?

We have a whole presidential administration that provides a blueprint for how to deny truth.

When they go low, they go lower than you could ever imagine.

He’s fearful that *those* people will get access to health care.

We should all encourage Republicans to try to own the libs on Twitter because every single time they do, they make a complete idiot out of themselves and they bring more attention to the issue. 

Those fans better watch out. Andrew might send the Silver Surfer after them. 

Dayum! That belongs in your "tight five".

Honestly I can’t find it in me to get worked up about it. They traveled on private planes for a couple weeks. This just seems like people getting pissy for the sake of getting pissy about it.

Ivanka is truly one of the greatest and most original thinkers of her generation................Yay!!!....LOL!!

He’d never be more than three feet from one was my guess. Weird.

And the very next part, too:

just dont try to bring in outside food. While that isnt illegal, I would imagine that they take you to some type of dungeon (not too dissimilar from the back room in Casino) in all of the tunnels running underneath the park

I think the way he’ll “try and get away with it” is by doubling down on his I’M THE VICTIM message to his rabid little fanbase— at any rate, I’m guessing this because so far he hasn’t been sending any other signals yet. He just seems hellbent on defying the judge; my only other theory is that he still thinks he can…

The National Emergencies Act actually sets out the powers of the president in a national emergency, and staying in office is not one of them.

I’m not wasting time with any trenchant analysis. She’s a dummy who married a bigger dummy with money. Her ignorance mixed with casual cruelty isn’t a bug it’s a feature.

Keep telling yourself that and you might believe it long enough to have your heart broken.

I would have thought that the USDA or someone would have something to say about exporting invasive vermin from FL to DC. Won’t be long before the denizens of The District will have to bring in their small pets at night and inspect the toilets with a flashlight before settling in

My father (US Navy, Vietnam) doesn’t internet, but he would like to extend to you the opportunity to unfuck yourself.