Careful - Xenu's watching!

This is how I get by: pay no attention to Hollywood, read a lot, and presto! Most celebrities are already forgotten and funny to see!

Where's my money, Ed? I want my money!!!

It's a homobonomajordomo. Where's Dr Seus when you need him…

A Bugaboo is also a stroller and a winter jacket - both things ZMF's parents likely denied him in what should have been his formative years…

But here's the other thing: "Sex: Sexiest comments about being a woman"

Although I'm sure we're mostly too old to listen to The Cure much anymore, I'm surprised none of their albums made it. I'd have thought "Disintigration" was a shoo-in.

Along with hating that which is genuinely risible, we hate what we don't understand. I'm annoyed by the stupid, and they're annoyed by the recherche.

Shoes ButtBack?

Whatev's. Ron's just lookin' for some of that hot tent time. Spurs on, yo.

NOBODY fucks with The Jesus.

As a cowboy astronaut, I have to agree.

Space Pope sure LOOKS reptilian.

Space Pope sure LOOKS reptilian.

NEW AVC!!!! WOOOPOOOOOOPPOPPSDNDENJODD!!!!
It only took 14 pages to print. Thank fucking god it skipped half the fucking text… Oh, wait; that's a bad thing, too.

439-0116…

HA! I totally watched April Fool's Day on Beta! Big, geeky wOOt to myself on that one…

Would a "tchotchkeat" be a toy budgie?

I would have tried hard to like FOTC, but I hated it so very, very quickly.

Had I not hated it so quickly, I, too, probably would have tried hard to like FOTC.