Captain America with a beard = Big Boss (AKA: Snake). It makes so much sense now.

This is Jalopnik, and as a jalopnik. The obvious answer is the old corolla because it has hydraulic power steering, it would be even more obvious if it were brown and in manual.

Hi Sir, this is app1e tech support. Have you tried plugging it in?

Whats American Pie and what flavour does it come in? It sounds absolutely delicious.

i once watched a documentary that said using an apple pie was the real deal. Will never forget.

Honda’s are definitively the placebo pill of the car universe. Your friends tell you to take it because ‘its the shiznit and the vtec will get you wrekked’, you take it and believe it. One week later, another friend on Tesla will tells you that you had been just given sugar pills. You then realise that you were just…

those front and rear overhangs are pretty long.

The SE is a supply chain idea.

* SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOM THAT DID NOT WATCH*

So thats where they put that easter egg for the lonely islands 100 clip celebration. Andy Samberg is looking good!

May i introduce the Touareg W12 TDI

Obviously they are going to deliver them by riding one of these.

Huh? Are we at chuckee Cheese yet?

The video doesn’t show what happened to the events prior to video starting.

Who was that body?and where did you stash it? You know cause i’m totally cool and not a cop

What is the 0 to Shit your pants fast time?

Succeeded by the widely praised ‘Sex Boat 4: I’m on a boat’

You spoiled the book for me... i was always hoping for matt damon to be hiding ben affleck in a confined space (Like a closet) for later consumption..

Damn Bro. I mean one of those switches must make those titties bounce!

There are rumours going around that Fred Smoot might be a co-owner and that he and his friends were planning for ‘Sex Boat 2: The Smoot Awakens’.