My Biturbo engine coffee table has been quite reliable, although my wife has exiled it to the garage.

Just don't lose it! There's no replacement for misplacement.

Nobody ever thought, "Man, I love my Honda but I need something with a lot more gadgets and maybe some cheap leather"?

Meanwhile, Acura continues to be the Japanese answer to a question that nobody asked.

I don't really like tattoos but Matt Farah's is cool

I've got a lead foot.

Spindle Grille...I BANISH THEE

The car was last seen in proximity of Sunnyvale Trailer Park and three suspicious white males near the vehicle.

:)

A black W108 6.3 SEL.

I value discretion too.

That's what I'd drive

For thousands of years, on every New Year's Eve, the native people of New York will gather around Times Square to wave dildos at the ball dropping as a fertility ritual.

Big winners include Cadillac, Jeep (thanks Cherokee!), and Ford. The biggest loser might be Volkswagen, although Audi did quite well.

Drool...

as I am fairly drunk right now (I am enjoying my 2 "chistmas" weeks of "doing nothing" that I reserved for myself in the past few years, this year I am spending the vast majority of the day with Sherlock Holmes watching all episodes of Sherlock, Elementary and the Downy Jr. movies), I am really not sure I understand…

No doubt.

BMW i8Li Gran Coupe Active X Hybrid M-Sport Frozen Bostongrün Metallic Nürburgring Edition WAAAAARRRLLLLLLLLBBBBBLLLLLLLGAAAAAARRRRRRBBLLLLLEEEEE

1-door Isetta with 2 doors.