Dat Stance!

You're forgetting what a jerk I am.

Did you get all those pictures at the toilet store!?

Pontiac LeMans

The SLS AMG Black Series press car was Yellow.

Ford Aspire

Ooh I'd say the Kia Sedona has tipped over from boring into mildly offensive to the eyes

In Germany we say "Rusty roof, damp cellar."

In Finland we have this saying:

Because hoonivan

V65 AMG. Can we get AWD so any of the, like, 4 people who bought R63s a while ago can replace them? I kid, I kid, I like this idea.

The only Mercedes van I need

The correct name is "football", not "soccer".

I am home now.

Complicate, and add meltiness.

Hey guys, I found a picture of the production version. They made a few tweaks:

He won't win election because if is a bad mayor. Being human is the occasional bad parking job or spilling your coffee., not being perfect. Choosing to be drunkenly running around the city as a grown man demonstrates the terrible judgement that should exclude him from being mayor. You done remember the time the stood…

I would also like to point you to this beautiful picture of Mayor Ford attempting to extricate himself from a McLaren MP4-12C.