So the 1000 Eagles fans who are planning to attend and expect to see the Eagles, will instead be treated to the sight of Trump singing the national anthem? Whoever at the White House thought Eagles fans would be ok with that disappointment is obviously not familiar with the Santa Claus story.

I didn’t want the game, but the Cavs won by 18 points.

I hope the ant is mo-capped by Neil Peart.

Some of the calls Harden gets are absolutely infuriating, man. I get it, flailing like you get pounded on every call is beneficial and he games the system better than maybe anyone ever has. But it’s just so goddamn annoying and frustrating to watch him play.

But I intentionally go to car shows to look at...

Actually, it’s really easy to be fat.

Plus they get to live in Cleveland!

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

Hell, I still yell “I don’t know you! That’s my purse!” When I’m kicking someone in the balls.

Bran knows where all the roughage is.....

I may just be in a bad mood right now, but I feel like the headline for this article is misleading. Your article is a puff piece on a 501(c)(3) as opposed to an analysis or opinion piece on whether more women in government would change the status quo. The headline should reflect that.

Hmm? What are you seeing?

Sleeper pick for the worst pick of this bunch? Justin Gilbert. Yes, he was bad in the way all Browns picks are bad—he was lousy at football and out of the league before his rookie contract expired—but just look at the next NINE picks in that first round: Anthony Barr, Eric Ebron, Taylor Lewan, Odell Beckham, Aaron…

Stassi: Any advice for me in the majors?