Brings back memories of when I was but a young lad, striving for greatness in Little League. I....wasn’t much of a hitter, and when it came down to our last game, with the post-season tournament on the line, I ended up at the plate with the tying run on third. Down to our last out, and me...ME!...one of the worst…

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

I’ve never ridden a subway in NYC, so I don’t know how common this is. But putting your bare feet on one of those seats has to be gross right? Seems gross.

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

LeBron James will never be as successful as Michael Jordan.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

See, WWE? THIS is how you book a long-term feud!

Because you punch up, not down.

I worked on an automated twitter promotion once for a large skin care brand. We had a 90 minute meeting once called “how will people try to screw with us.”

Not to condone violence, but...

He’s never been IN the black either.

I’m not sure if you can grab the ABC 7 live feed, but that’s the one I was watching... They had a much more zoomed-in camera on dude getting shot before cutting their feed. But the guy definitely took a gun out the bag and appeared to shoot at the cop that shot back at him.

Potential headlines: “Banned, Rested and Ready” “Brownout” “Gordon, Wayward” “He Put That In His Pipe and Smoked It”

Also, sun is hot.  

Yeah, like we are going to take the word of a known criminal.

What’s a good question to ask?

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

In case any of the victims of the crimes I committed to go to prison are reading this, allow me to apologize and assure you that I am not ignorant of the damage I caused. I've been robbed myself; I know it is scary. You could not have known how unwilling I was to hurt anyone and it pains me to think that I even scared…