Broccoli people don’t deserve to be wiped out.

I still don’t believe that Venom actually was released.

They also realised the middle section was strikingly similar to ‘The Gods Must Be Crazy’, at which point they admitted the screenwriting process had gotten away from them a bit.

Apparently this pro IS a con.

You know what would’ve been smarter then clicking on the article and skipping through?

How in the hell is that picture of Evangeline Lilly a spoiler? It’s a promotional picture from her movie Ant-man and the Wasp.

Agreed.  I just saw it last night and the amount of articles proliferating this site with spoilery titles would have me infuriated.  

To be honest, I don’t think any of the images in the header picture are from scenes in Endgame.

I’m sympathetic because the headlines of reviews all last week contained spoilers, but there’s zero context to that photo to “spoil” anything.

Why are you online reading geeky articles? You have to know that spoilers will be showing up more and more each day you don’t see the film. 

But I honestly had no idea Evangeline Lilly was in the movie: she’s not in any of the posters or trailers.

So he just fried up the steak tartare recipe he was eating in Paris?

I’d be happy to have a couple Gin and Tonics in Bimini with Hemingway, and maybe I’d even indulge one of these wack meatloaf sandwiches.

One of my favorite parts of the movie was when Luke called all the Jedis in the prequels assholes for not realizing Palpatine was Sidious and basically making Anakin into Vader. It’s what so many of us have been thinking for years.

PERFECT.

We did something similar in college (I spent a year in Colorado), except instead of Dad it was The Kid from Alaska. We went down to the dog track parking lot, an empty 1/2 mi by 1/2 mi square of pristine powder covering a good half inch of ice, and took turns in his V6 Camaro and my Civic learning how to lose and…

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.

I don't envy your job but you might want to rid yourself of the notion that your customers owe you something because you have a shitty job. Your posts make it clear that you think they do. I understand you have bills to pay but a change in mentality might do you some good.

Hi Chris -

"But you did get a great deal on my mom. What if I told you you could have her at $1 for the next six months along with a trial period of morning blow jobs?"