Haha okay buddy.

Found the Arsenal fan

Clear foul, definite penalty. I’m not saying Lewandowski dived, but once the contact came he made exactly 0% effort to stay up. I don’t even really think he’s embellishing, just selling it. Still, I wish the game didn’t so heavily incentivize falling like a ton of bricks right there. I’d rather see players in general…

I echo this. Though, Billy ... doesn’t set a high bar. But if he did, you’d clear it. Probably.

...zzzzzzzzzzz...

Probably not

come again?

Late last year I was sitting at a bar in the Jacksonville airport. An old man sat down on the stool next to me, and proclaimed/asked, “I don’t drink, can I get a diet coke?” I was down a few large beers at the time and gave into him wanting to strike up a conversation. ESPN was on TV, and he kept interjecting with…

I did something similar once when I was 11 or so, my cousin and I picked some hard, unripe apples off of a tree and were throwing them at a neighborhood girl who was sitting in a sandbox. I will never forget the sound of the apple hitting her head and exploding, it looked like the fucking Zapruder film.  

“Blow me dick!” - Popeye’s blue years

Gilbert Gottfried...especially “SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

Fuck me, a Canadian team is going to win the Stanley Cup, aren’t they?

Phil Jones: “I’m literally freezing my balls off.”

It’s not punishment if you don’t out which editor it was who woke you up. Surely you can’t be afraid of outing someone by name with an embarrassing tidbit. If you are, go have a quick pep talk with Jordan Sargent.

He should have just posted a sex video. I mean, apparently that’s having journalistic integrity. Posting naked pictures just means you’re a perv and should go to jail. Posting a celebrity sex vid means you are fighting for American values and should be allowed to make millions in profit. Amirite Gawkers?

I don’t know, man. Brian Kelly isn’t one to just leave people twisting in the wind.

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That’s no way to talk about Skyline chili.

“I know that feel”
-DeAngelo Hall

yup. the ptsd triggers part mad eme laugh. I am 100000% for women who feel uncomfortable in the work place for valid reasons, and this may not be the whole story, so I don’t want to say she sucks, but if this is the only incident, or this is how it usually plays out, this woman strikes me as the mom at the PTA who…