Haha okay buddy.

Found the Arsenal fan

Clear foul, definite penalty. I’m not saying Lewandowski dived, but once the contact came he made exactly 0% effort to stay up. I don’t even really think he’s embellishing, just selling it. Still, I wish the game didn’t so heavily incentivize falling like a ton of bricks right there. I’d rather see players in general…

I echo this. Though, Billy ... doesn’t set a high bar. But if he did, you’d clear it. Probably.

...zzzzzzzzzzz...

Probably not

come again?

Late last year I was sitting at a bar in the Jacksonville airport. An old man sat down on the stool next to me, and proclaimed/asked, “I don’t drink, can I get a diet coke?” I was down a few large beers at the time and gave into him wanting to strike up a conversation. ESPN was on TV, and he kept interjecting with…

I did something similar once when I was 11 or so, my cousin and I picked some hard, unripe apples off of a tree and were throwing them at a neighborhood girl who was sitting in a sandbox. I will never forget the sound of the apple hitting her head and exploding, it looked like the fucking Zapruder film.  

“Blow me dick!” - Popeye’s blue years

Gilbert Gottfried...especially “SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

Fuck me, a Canadian team is going to win the Stanley Cup, aren’t they?

Phil Jones: “I’m literally freezing my balls off.”

I don’t know, man. Brian Kelly isn’t one to just leave people twisting in the wind.

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That’s no way to talk about Skyline chili.

“I know that feel”
-DeAngelo Hall

Their police rob olympic swimmers at gun point, then seize the victim’s passports so they can be held until they recant their stories. Yes, Brazil looks very bad.

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

The most charitable thing I can think of, is that they really REALLY want to get to the bottom of a case in which an extremely well known athlete claimed to have been robbed by people impersonating the police.