“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

I’m more impressed that the stadium had more fans than they usually have at the Etihad.

FAAAAAAAAAACK! FACK YOU, RAWDGAH! FACK YOU, FEDAHRAL CAWTS! PATRIOT NATION AND TAWMY BRADY WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

No love for Kris Jenkins?

“Found you!”

Should Klinsmann get canned? I was inclined to say no before this game, but with the poor roster decisions and awful game plan...I think he has to get fired.

Kind of a coincidence, but Jostens messed up Lawrence Phillips’ 1994 Nebraska National Championship ring too. Of course, they didn’t fix it for him, and just left him hanging.

Blows my mind Vegas gets a franchise when Toronto doesn’t even have an NHL team.

Today in Alternate Future History:

The complaint claims that Jane Roe did not want to file a formal complaint against Montague, but that the University’s Title IX coordinator “falsely informed” her that Montague had already been the subject of a previous sexual assault complaint

It’s almost as if schools shouldn’t play kangaroo court when it comes to sexual assault cases.

While we’re on the subject...

Forget series. Infantino’s presidency can be summed up in one gif:

You are mistaken, it's MLS.

I think “Donald Shit about the Bay” is British children’s book.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

Gareth Bale is the missing link.

“I was never a Penguin. I think. Where am I? I like pudding.” - Eric Lindros

“Rust was doing exactly what he was supposed to do in that situation. Glide around the ice with your head down, totally unprepared for contact.” - Penguins fan

NCAA Once Again Bans Fun.

Good, that band sucked.