Found him.

GODDAMN YOU LYING GOOGLE IMAGES YOU BASTARD

This morning, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman went on Calgary Eyeopener to discuss the Flames’ proposal

Also, that’s a Schwinn Stingray.

“I’m embarrassed to even tell you how many times I tried.’’

18/20
I had an advantage, in that I used to live in Scunthorpe.
And that is the first time anyone has ever said that.

Wow, Kevin Brown was traded to the Yankees for Brandon Weeden. I had no idea Kevin Brown was so old

If anything, I would have expected Bale to be sheepish.

Jerry Jones has now entered trade talks with the Reds.

Ben needs to be careful and make sure he protects his gray matter. He also should take care of his brain.

You can but unlike me you would be wrong.

You’d expect a Wolfe would know better than to try to let things blow over.

He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.

...given his past douchebaggery, I think we’re on pretty firm ground to assume he’s guilty

I wish I knew who you were, so I could more accurately direct my hatred at you.

The Blackhawks wouldn’t be so good if the other goalies would just make a few Soews.

Not even a word about buy-out clauses, Billy? Sloppy.

This is a correct take.

I’m a United fan. Full disclosure.