For the last time Mr. Whitlock, “Creamy Ham Strings” aren’t a real thing. Now PLEASE DRIVE THROUGH.

We are so Manchester Unitedy.

Another great bicycle kick goal.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

I’ve always been high on Mix, but that’s mainly because I’ve been an NYCFC fan for so many years.

Then why is Chad Kroeger not in jail?

Don’t really understand why the internet seems to be losing it’s shit over this? It was the wedding night of their arranged marriage. It’s not like a sex scene between the two (especially given this is GoT) was something that was out of left field. Ramsey is an evil, sadistic fuck . Sansa is basically innocence…

That last scene was very upsetting - Sansa Stark’s plight has gone beyond Job-like by now - but I’m not sure I fully agree that it was gratuitous or unnecessary. As horrible as it was, I do think there was more than the shock of it at play; to wit:

Out of ideas? That premise is ludicrous. The rest of the post could have the recipe for cold fusion and the cure for cancer and you would still sound like an idiot.

Come on guys, he’s clearly Mac’s dad.

What kind of second rate sports site would pay for a picture of a naked athlete?

"Thank you for leaving off the usual 'Getting hit by a car' for this one." —Deer everywhere

Rex Ryan's list:

So what you're saying is that we can expect heavy doses of Tom Ley?

Ohhhhhh no. That's not good enough. BEG your Gawker overlords for forgiveness you disgusting white male.

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses.

Not enough.

How many times did Tom Ley have his glasses broken as an adolescent?

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"