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Marti Noxon
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Jun 6 2015
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I actually work on UnReal and one of the creators worked on the Bachelor. A lot of the shit we do on the show is EXACTLY how Reality TV works. And it’s just as awful and soul-sucking as you might imagine. Check it out. We got a nice write-up on this very site!

Dec 24 2014
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He's not attached to Stuff?! How many cars does he own? Let's steal them all and see how "attached" he feels.

Dec 24 2014
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If you check my Twitter feed @ Martinoxon you will see that my elf has been a huge pain in my ass.

Dec 12 2012
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Let me just say — fuck underwear. Underwear is uncomfortable and chaff-y and goes all up my business or is just too tight around my business. I have bought dozens of different kinds, all claiming to be soft and comfy and they all LIE. I am smallish — size 4 or 6 and I buy the HUGEST underwear in the land and still Read more

Sep 26 2012
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AGREED. I go through all that shaming/loving/shaming all the time and I'm a normal weight, recovered many years ago from a serious ED. This is what it looks like.

Jun 29 2012
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I am so glad I'm not the only one to blow my rent on a disapproving fiberglass lion. It was a toss up with the back-glancing nervous fiberglass bigfoot, but disapproving fiberglass lion ultimately really brought the place together.