Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”

There is the English relative, the Sunbeam Rapier

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

I realize that I have committed a grievous sin.

I shall end my life to preserve my honor.

Listen, I don’t know who in the hell you think you are coming around here with your ‘facts’ and ‘knowledge’; but I’m going  to have to ask you to leave. Don’t make me call security.

They should just go retro and make them shaped like the blue one in this photo:

Boomers: “You kids don’t work these days!”

I didn’t realize someone filming in landscape mode could STILL do such a bad job filming something.

Actually the switch panel is in the correct orientation. The rest of the car is backwards.

Why charge at all. Make the battery packs removable and just drive onto a robot that removes your depleted pack and replaces it with a fully-charged one.  120 seconds later and you have a fully-charged car, ready to go!

We don’t refill our propane bottles for our grills. We just exchange them for full bottles at the…

What??!? I don’t understand, all the cool/hip young politicians are riding Harleys these days....

If you go into most motorcycle showrooms, whether they be Honda or BMW or brand X, you will find a full line of motorcycles. If you want a naked bike, or a sport bike, or a cruiser, or an adventure bike, or touring bike, they’ve got something for you.

Did you also walk uphill both ways to school and home through the snow and rain everyday?

Don’t even get me started on airbags.  Why are they so expensive?  They’re full of air and air is basically free.  Just another frivolous expense.

and tons of folks keep buying soft SUVs that lack off-road capability and ride like cars.

OK, so I’ve always felt that the Suzuki Samurai was the car that started the SUV trend in America. I realize it wasn’t an SUV in the modern sense, and I realize there were already cars out there that are more SUV like in the modern sense, but I feel like the Samurai whetted Americans’ appetites for a boxy four wheel…

You’re not supposed to attach a trailer to that. You’re supposed to attach a christmas tree. Now it’s an ornament.

Ah, so you’re of the mindset of “If it won’t work 100% of the time, and only be beneficial the vast majority of the time, why bother at all?”

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

The only 28 year olds I'm buying are either hourly or sportier or both