I just hope their Thurman Munson bobbleheads work better than those stupid Lou Gehrig ones they gave out last year. Those broken pieces of shit never stopped shaking.

im kind of confused. what does this have to do with bill simmons

It’s a really good analysis of the move from ESPN’s point of view, for sure, but the article also refers to Simmons losing his job as ‘satisfyingly ironic.’ I don’t know, if it were me who had just been publicly fired I wouldn’t interpret that as a particularly sympathetic phrase.

Your hatred of Simmons really confuses me, and I’m not saying that as a fan of his - I don’t think I have ever successfully finished one of his 10,000 word pieces about nothing. But the guy has been extremely successful on his own terms, built a loyal following through hard work and putting himself out there (for…

Simmons may be something of a blowhard these days, but his writing is still great when he wants it to be, and he’s at least somewhat self-aware of his own ego. Taking ESPN’s side would be like rooting for the Joker because you’re pissed at Harvey Dent.

Brady was just taking some advice from one the greats:

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

Sorry your favorite team got caught cheating again.

He’s joking about fucking Tom by inflating them. He will actually be doing the opposite. That’s 100% obvious, dude.

Race baiting at its finest.

maybe he’s just seanist

Normally, raising one’s hand as an acknowledgment of fault is a nice move. In this case, it seemed hilariously unnecessary.

“You can’t leave first until you chug a beer.Any man scoring has to chug a beer. Chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. And the fourth inning is the beer inning.”

“Hey, we know how to play softball.”

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

Pretty fitting that the Seahawks didn’t bother to go that extra yard in their investigation.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

Quintero then tried to scratch his belly to make it feel better, but he was totally unqualified.

You’re the worst.

Kind of ironic but in the sports world “ironic” can be used to describe anything except something that is actually ironic.