James Johnson cocked that joint back and banged on ‘em...

Jerzee's in Richmond.

I have no clue what’s happening here, but I could watch this gif all damn day.

Jose Bautista doesn’t appreciate your little skip, jackass

Can someone tell me how Brian McCann feels about this? I feel he should mediate all MLB player blood feuds.

likely a reference to the 7-year, $153 million contract that lured Ellsbury to New York.

So it garnered about as much interest as “500 Days of Kristin”?

College pitcher here; the new balls are about equivalent to major league balls in terms of seam height. The old balls had the same seam height as what we used in high school. The high seam balls made it easier to throw better breaking pitches but they also tended to tail a lot on a regular fastball. The new balls, in…

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

"Les Miles"
-the airplane

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Reporter: Mr. Mozgov, what would you say if the offense ran through you?

This is the most horrifying ISIS video yet.

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

As a UNC fan, I'm pleased to discover this guy has no game.

"Oh, never mind. I thought you said Ivorian."

Jim Croce agrees.

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

#yournameiscurtispenis