Yes, that's true...now. But that's not how his/her original comment read.

But it was.

"But a law enforcement official told the Associated Press he sent a video of Rice punching Janay Palmer, now Rice's wife, to an NFL executive five months ago. The law enforcement official also played the AP a 12-second voicemail from an NFL office number on April 9 confirming the video arrived. A female…

Played hoops against him in high school (although he was a few years older than me). He was dominant on the court, but my God that guy was a horse's ass.

Ray McDonald is going to get suspended for about 500 games now...

Might need a cut-off man though...but that just adds to the drama.

"My apologies to @MichelleDBeadle and any woman out there who misconstrued what I said."

These non-apology apologies are the best, and his not-so-subtle put-down demonstrates true mastery of the technique. "Sorry you're too dumb to understand what I'm saying, honey." Top class.

When in Rome...

I JUST GOT PIATKOWSKI-ROLLED!

"...as the Rays went on to beat the Twins 7-3. (That's the score, not a ball/strike count.)"

.

Don't forget the classic "slap your own wrist while shooting in hopes of drawing the and-1, even though nobody's around you" move.

Do they not teach catchers to put their free hand behind their calf to prevent this?

Sports Information Director

Seems like the bad boy of luge award should go to Kelly Hansen and her pre-race dancing

And I laugh at the time you just spent crafting that smug two-comment masterpiece. And then I laugh again, at myself this time, for being getting sucked into what must among the dumbest "arguments" in the history of the internet. You win dude. Your initial comment was great. Thankfully it's no longer grayed out so…

That's the best attempt at saving face after an embarrassing internet post since Irina Rodina claimed her twitter was hacked.

Pro tip: if your joke is so clever that nobody gets it, it doesn't mean you're operating on a higher level than everyone else. It means your joke sucked.

Missing the joke AND making the classic you're/your mistake? Now that's some quality commentin', fella.

I bless this comment.

"He traveled"

-Idiots

Aaaaaaand you're an asshole.