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The tantrum will be thrown by the sibling with the adorable resting bitch face. (I hate all babies except him.)

My coworkers let me go almost the whole day with toothpaste prominently on my forehead. Damn those people! *shakes fist*

I cannot wait for her next album. She has done an absolutely incredible job of kicking ass in her career and working her butt off to get to the top. She is just so frickin’ talented! And lucky; the first two movies she ever acted in were Moonlight, which won Best Picture, and Hidden Figures, which dominated the box

Right, but he keeps bringing up “the babies” in every speech or comment he gives about the attack. It’s disingenuous and gross, given that he didn’t want any of “the babies” here when they could have been saved.

Yes. Keeping Syrian babies out of the country was a major campaign point. All of a sudden he gives a shit about them? Please.

And, he’s down at Mar-a-Lago because of course he is.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

For whatever it’s worth, I was a total Disney girl growing up - I had all the princess costumes, I went as Jasmine for Halloween once and wore the costume as pajamas for a solid year after, until it didn’t fit anymore, I had Barbies, I liked the color pink best. I played with makeup starting at age 12 and was

This is a great book about real princesses and all their bad-assery

I feel like princesses is a weird ass hill to die on, too. Save that battle for vegetables, or dating boys with goatees.

Do we say yay or nay on Puffed Sleeves?

You know why my daughter gets amazing grades? I only dress her in neutral colors. If she would go full grayscale, she could be valedictorian but I pick my battles.

Trying to deny your kid a thing is the best way to guarantee that they want nothing but that thing.

I mean, that’s kind of my point. He wasn’t getting rejected, anyway, so this was just a stunt, and one I don’t appreciate.

Well, I’m not gonna “rejoice” - Stupid Lady Loses Job on Show I Don’t Watch - but...

This feels really icky and exploitative regardless of his other work. Sorry. And, there is really no way to tell if it was this or something else on the application that got him accepted, and it’s many times more likely that it was something else.

The 18-year-old has been invited to the White House Iftar dinner, led Martin O’Malley’s youth presidential campaign, and interned and worked for Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.

Stanford’s application is a bunch of short answer questions- he answered one of them with #blacklivesmatter