I’m both great and terrible at managing and only part of it comes natural for me. It just depends on the aspect.

Wow i’ve never had that kind of luck with finding work.

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

You also can’t spell “pumps and a bump” without pbump either. This isn’t particularly relevant to the conversation, but I felt left out and where else were shade, pbump, and Oakland going to coalesce in so timely a manner?

Is this really happening? We’re doing this?

This is an embarrassing look for you.

It was so terrible as a sentence that even had it been shade it would still be a violation of the English language. So. There’s that.

Since you can’t spell “schadenfreude” without “shade,

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

I totally read that, and most certainly imagined that as porn squad.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

You’re an idiot if you think wiping or washing gets rid of literally millions of microscopic organisms.

Well not really, plain old soap isn’t going to kill e-coli, toilet paper definately won’t, and there’s no way in hell I’m bleaching my vagina. Motion and sweat will cause bacteria to move around in both genders, and even the cleanest woman in the world can’t escape the fact that the vagina and the anus are only…

You’d be surprised how many fecal particles are all over the place, even if you think you’ve cleaned yourself.

This is absolutely amazing:

This brings back so many memories for me. The flurry of cleaning before a party so they didn’t know how we really lived, furniture polish meant special occasions. Ah growing up without help with parents who grew up with help.

Everything I know about housework—which is virtually nothing at all— I learned from my mother, who had grown up with servants, but who then married my father, a poor academic, and had to do her own cooking, cleaning, ironing, laundering, and child-rearing from then on.

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.