When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

[head explodes]

Wow, she won despite having a heavy heart due to reprimanding her kid for stepping on a crack.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

Goddamnit, Samer. This really isn’t the BBC porn I was looking for.

Irony is accurately pointing out that something is incoherent while also managing to be incoherent. Well done.

Was this comment run through Google Translate?

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

But not much less.

Or it might just be about eatin’ ass.
Take It To The Rim or similar

Gob’s not on board.

Salt Lake Beads?

Or “I was hoping to go beyond second base but I couldn’t get past that Odor”

No.

I really hope it wasn't a crack overdose.

I’m so sorry to read this, because it is truly heartbreaking, and yet I can’t help but think it deserves an even longer treatment somewhere. If it gave you any solace at all to write about your experience, please look into expanding on it if you can. It’s something that many of us, sadly, can relate to.