This is some Cassandra-level prophetic shit right here.

never 4get the greatest secretary memo ever

I believe Plumpy’Nut is a nutritional supplement, that has had great success in building up children in famine-ravaged areas. That, or it’s a Pokemon character.

Plumpy’Nut is a peanut-based paste in a plastic wrapper for treatment of severe acute malnutrition.

hahah yes the growling at the beginning. I wish President Obama would read me Where The Wild Things Are :(

I cackled with glee after I saw her post this GIF.

How about more non gender standard costume dress up? My son begged me to let him be Anna this Halloween, so here he is with his little sister as Repunzel. .

Sure, but even though Target’s motives are mercenary, kids with different needs get to see someone like them being a model.

It’s wonderful that Target is making an effort but I’m not looking forward to whatever convoluted backlash the nutbags are planning via phone tree.

I think it’s more like, “...listen kid, nothing was left. You’re gonna be banana this year.”

I don’t know, but just last week my co-workers were saying we needed to get a banana costume for the office, “just in case”.

I’m just over here wondering what kid tells their parents, “Mom, Dad, I want to be a banana this Halloween!”

Well, good for Target. It really isn’t difficult to include a variety of people of different sizes, shades, and abilities. That mostly doesn’t happen, though, so good for Target.

She’s not wrong. This is so fucking BLATENT. I wonder if anything will come of this, maybe a lawsuit that would make it to the Supreme Court? Something needs to be done.

honestly its the most straightforward platform of any presidential candidate with regards to avoiding mass shootings

Also the most believable thing he’s ever said. And the most relatable.

probably depends on how many quaaludes he took that morning

Ugh do you think he said that to the gunman in that slow, plodding monotone that he uses for every other occasion?

“Guy comes in, put the gun in my ribs. And I just said, ‘I believe that you want the guy behind the counter.’”