Kris Jenner’s existentialism clearly rubbed off on Kim.

The black gate of Mordor.

I think it would be kind of neat and weirdly fitting if we found out that Kris was super into existentialism. If she just decided that the world is a meaningless and absurd place and since everything is transitory she can make her own life mean what she wants it to and somebody handed her some Kierkegaard or Sartre…

I feel like Jessica Seinfeld only exists during the summer months. I am thankful the air is turning to fall.

I have a feeling she’s a final sale. No returns. No exchanges.

Did she come with a gift receipt? Where do you go to return your Kris Jenner?

A shitty cake delivered by a shitty mom? Meh, I'm betting a lot of people have had birthdays like this

No more today, world. Please?

I offer up my doggie, Sam Aloysius Doodle to comfort. I know I’m getting a doodle hug from him as soon as I get home.

This will be blamed on Obama or #BlackLivesMatter before the bodies are cold.

As a white person, I’m fucking terrified that Trump is going to make some association on the media and only further the racial divide. I can see Fox having a field day. Ugh.

His account has been deleted.

Fuck. I went to school down there for 3 years and I never experienced racism as a black woman. The only thing about Roanoke and Blacksburg you might experience is locals being upset about their areas being turned into a college town. Otherwise, everyone was friendly, especially driving up to the remote resort of Smith…

Does anyone have some happy news? I think we could all use a story about a baby elephant saving a baby duck or something like that

Fuck this day. Fuck this whole fucking week. Now I can cross “watch snuff film” off my NEVER CROSS ANYTHING OFF THIS FUCKING LIST list. Fuck everything.

So this guy is running from the law and posting on Twitter and Facebook? Not sure why he was fired, but it certainly wasn’t for not being able to multi-task.

As a black person, I love how he is using racial remarks as an excuse to do this. He thinks Black America is gonna be like “oh she called him the n-word so he had to do it.” This dude needs to rot.

Jesus. People have made racist comments to me at work (and still do) I simply have chosen not to FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE! I’m so disgusted right now.

was on that page right when he uploaded the video

What the actual fresh hell.