I had someone on my fb once stated that 100% of children who were available for adoption were actually adopted. To which MP replied, “Pray tell, wtf is the foster system then?” and what followed were friends adding, “And aging out?” and “which kids?” and “at what age?” and “welp, problem solved!” and ... it was a…

16 years of Catholic schooling and samesies.

I am just the kind of asshole who would write something in the blank space like, “S/he did. And I told him/her sex was natural and nothing to be ashamed of, so get consent and use protection!” In pen.

“strong interest in promoting childbirth”

It's mainly organized religion that slows us down.

If you want kids to find out what abortions are and how to get them. Put a sticker in a required book talking about how bad they are. Kids are all about the forbidden knowledge and this generation has the internet.

Oh adoption?

Suck a bag of dicks, so many kids would love to be adopted but are stuck in the system, and you want to bring even more lives into that system.

or if it comes out of an immigrants vagina

Please, don’t encourage us. Children will have to wear the stickers on their head or something.

i went to catholic school

I do not understand why America—a wonderful country that I like and admire very much—is so fucking stupid sometimes. I really do not. America is like an honours-list high school student that lights its own farts on fire.

“strong interest in promoting childbirth”

What. The shit. Is this.

Your move Texas.

If true - by which I don’t mean that I doubt you, only that I haven’t checked - so what?

My favorite part (wait that sounds weird!) of this whole thing is the fact that the only reason he lost all that weight was because he ran a porno rental business out of his dorm, and could only get away from business/college long enough to run to the Subway that was located on the first floor. Subway has known about…

Too soon.

I hope it’s not too soon...