mndakin
mndakin
mndakin

I’m of the opinion that if you think SNL sucks, you either aren’t watching, or the jokes are too topical for you to keep up with. The last season was great, this new cast is really coming in to their own, Kyle Mooney & Pete Davidson regularly give me the giggles.

yayyyy so happy for Tracy

I’ll put Tracy Morgan on my calendar. Because even if it sucks, because most of SNL sucks, I’ll still get to see him. Yay!

I fucking love this. She is dressing, acting, and singing about normal 18 year old girl stuff. She is 18 and True Grit was 5 years ago. I can’t be mad at her because I am an old person who expects her to be doing anything other than what an 18 year old super rich white girl would do, and she’s singing about

I was right there with you until the hypersexualized part. Can’t a woman sing about some self fuckin’ without being a hypersexperson? Let her live yo.

She’s wearing a goddamn shirt in this video that says “Self Service.”

“I’m gonna touch the pain away, I know how to scream my own name.” I mean...Jesus.

someone explain how they can interpret this song as not being completely about masturbation.

IS THIS A PERSON OR A WAX FIGURE I AM CONFUSED AND A LITTLE AFRAID

I just can’t resist the urge to ruin your WHOLE DAY, soooo.... The other day I went on Facebook, and a friend of my fiance’s had posted a link to their Bed Bath and Beyond registry — along with a status explaining that they couldn’t invite all their loved ones to the wedding, but that they would be so grateful if

I actually don’t mind those, it takes a lot of effort and guesswork out of the gift-giving. Ah, you’re getting married? What can I afford? One fork? Excellent, happy wedding, here is your dinglehopper.

I was in my best friend since kindergarten’s wedding last year. She knew I had financial problems and instead of an expensive gift, she asked me to paint her a fingerprint tree for her guest book. I was so relieved to be able to spent so little and give her something I knew she would treasure forever instead. Her

3. Megyn Kelly is leaving to finally have the Y in her first name removed and replaced with an A.

I honestly don't understand this kind of greed and entitlement. Being in a wedding is expensive- bm dress, bachelorette party, wedding shower- and she wants MORE? Smdh.

she’s being sent back to HQ for reprogramming

I’d like to think she has realized how destructive her tenure at Fox has been to our nation and will be contemplating her next move, but it’s probably just because it’s summer vacation time and the Hamptons are calling.

No surprise. Two douchebags gang up against a hormonal wimmen. Enjoy beach time with your kids Megyn. And maybe brush up that rez and get the hell out of hell while you can.

6. SUMMA SUMMA SUMMATIME

got a little too liberal and now Fox is having her re-programmed into believing women are baby-making bimbos who are just supposed to look nice and shut up