this asshole.

I feel so bad for her, having to do this interview. She’s trying to placate him (as we women are taught to do) but holy shit, what an uncomfortable moment.

OH OKAY.

THANK YOU. What the heck kind of crap writing is that?

“What are you looking at?” she asks. Eyes up here asshole.

eeeewwwwwwww

‘and sharp cheekbones that protrude like tiny cherries, even when she’s not smiling,’

We’re all just dates, aren’t we? We only study and work to find our future husbands, right?

lol I WISH this were a realistic goal for me.

The Crop Over Festival is absolutely not “aka Carnival”. Other Caribbean countries (most famously Trinidad and Tobago) have Carnival. Barbados does not have Carnival. Crop Over is a season of celebration that lasts about 10 weeks and culminates with the Kadooment Day parade, which is what is pictured here. None of it…

In no way is Riri’s perfect body a realistic goal for most people.

Someone posted on Twitter that Rih was giving off realistic body goals. She looks great and lush.

THIS is thick.

How does Rihanna have such a great ass?? Seriously. I am continually mesmerized and entranced by her ass.

WERK IT MAMA!

That bikini top is incredible, loving the wings too. Great costume.

RIHANNA AT CARNIVAL IS MY RELIGION NOW.

Bitch, better have my feathers.

Fuck LLL, seriously. I have one "innie" and one "outie" (in all reality, a Grade 1 and Grade 2 inverted pair of nipples), and between that and what my son's pediatrician calls a "hereditary stubby tongue", I just can't breastfeed without a ton of help...which basically rules out breastfeeding for practical reasons,…