Pretty sure you mean bot mitzvah.

Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

Some people simply shouldn’t have children. If 99% of people either resisted societal pressure to have kids or waited until they were emotionally stable and financially prepared before having them, we’d crush poverty within 20 years.