Ah you see I don't need to. I know what I like. And I'm OK with that. I try to respect other people.

A well-done filet is a unique taste. Sorry corksniffers — if you tell me how to eat my steak, you're getting a fork in the eye. Or a fist if you persist.

Do you eat the high horses you ride on?

Nah, the Left feels really strongly about telling you how to eat. The whole "Doing it wrong" thing really gets em going when it comes to food.

all night
all right party

Don't you understand? To be a true snobbish asshole you have to hate everything that one person, somewhere, hates. Unless EVERYONE who's consumed something enjoys it you can't enjoy it yourself. So sorry, someone hates Pilsner, therefore you must distance yourself.

Who did?

Shh, we're sweeping here.

Both things can happen. Someone can be raped, someone can be falsely accused. Separate occasions. How society feels about one or the other doesn't factor into whether it happened.

Saw it last night, and I'm kicking it out of bed this morning. It just doesn't stand up and I saw the first movie opening weekend based on the prior work of its creators (I'm bragging that I was really anticipating the first one and was overjoyed it was so good). The "world" they're creating has no right to exist,…

As someone who has fired tens of thousands of rounds in dozens of guns, a pregnant woman belongs nowhere near a steel target. I'm sure I'll start a crazy long comment thread, but the more I use guns the more I'm sick of people treating them like a fun party favor.

Tim Gunn?

Tim Curry's Magic Board

Mine over Matter?

I had to dig for it.

Why the hell do people buy smart TVs? There's no other product guaranteed to go obsolete faster besides an underpowered "budget" smartphone or $30 Black Friday tablet from Menards. You think people would have learned their lesson from TVs that also had a VCR built in.

I watched Deadpool and have had enough Ryan Reynolds for my entire lifetime. I do not ever want to see another movie where he's even remotely humorous.

We triple cast Cinderella

And many more will die in another war of secession. That's what will happen and we should stop that talk ASAP.

When there wasn't enough Natasha Leggero I listened to Lavender Hour. Then they stopped publishing those so I assumed she and Duncan broke up. I always wondered what the story was. Both nice people.