Gareth Keenan investigates.

Or just cast Charles Dance.

Suitable for kids?

Best alarm: Simplisafe. Best camera system: any with 8 cameras, night vision, and HD recording. $600 total, and good peace of mind. Throw a BIG dog in for extra sauce.

I'm in the middle of it, and yeah… It's pretentious.

The saving grace of having philistine tastes, is that it doesn't freaking matter how my scrambled eggs are cooked. Everyday scrambled eggs: mix 'em vigorously in the pan. Eat when firm. Special scrambled eggs: grate in some stinky cheese.

I like Cheetos when I eat how Penn Jilette recommends eating potato chips. Eat mass quantities, build up a huge mass in the mouth, and keep feeding it like a campfire. Swallow occasionally, but never stop shoveling in fresh pieces.

I like how Haywire is basically in the same universe.

Oh wow good one. My earliest is The Burbs, when I was very young and tried to sneak out early and buy condoms to be cool, only to run into my mom waiting to pick us up.

This was on a birth announcement once in my extended family, with the picture too

Oh man i WAS the 11 year old kid in 1990. And I saw nearly ALL of these movies in the theater and still have the ticket stubs to prove it. A glorious, golden age of the action movie. When even the deep cut B movies like Lionheart played in two theatres in the same multiplex.

I have to agree. The podcast has been really uneven since then, like they're working too hard. I've listened to too many of the podcasts where Scott paints by numbers and just seems to be bossing the guests to the end. The games are fewer and fewer. It's got to be really hard to perform all the time like that. If…

Think old sci-fi book covers.

I;m hoping the cabernet is some brutal, unforgiving cannon-of-a-wine you drink in gulps with a turkey leg in one hand. And like the Romans, you water it down for more civilized drinking. THAT would be a cool, authentic and unique wine totally worth the branding.

You should have had all the horrible licensed cigars in the 1990s. Sinatra cigars were the worst.

Ditto. I did it once, and I now hate my wife's idea of the "standard" turkey. I feel so bad for women thinking their lives need to look like a magazine cover.

Being sober and in control of my reactions is the only way I can get through these things. Traditional "gotta-do-these-things" holidays are so boring to me, they're like attending meetings at work. Which is better done sober.

If the pie were served outside the confines of a holiday, I'd be all over it. And the Macho Man is the best. I used to have that poster.

YES! God forbid we'd all cook interesting, well-reviewed recipes that travel well, and we'd alter them as needed (either from boredom or because nobody ate them).

jeezum crow these animals may have been mislabed at the Petco.