it's Chicago. What did you expect?

I had that same car that Silvio drove. It was such a fucking awesome Cadillac. Loved every minute I had it.

"You sold a product in this state, therefore you gave Mr. Huxtable a warranty of usability. Now unless you can round up 144 people with neither head nor neck to speak on behalf of your T-shirts, we are prepared to take action."

Screen time = not the healthiest way to spend 13 hours.

Something like that. I think we get each other.

I get it. It's for kids, right? How do we tell that to the thirtysomethings?

Star Wars: the more you look, the more you laugh?

That early M16 should have rusted out long before now.

Old people do have a certain amount of wisdom in the shows they watch. At some point you grow old enough to not need escapism. Bimodal?

Godfather wedding.

Star Wars: a series that takes you out of it so often and so deep, you might as well be shaking hands with a stormtrooper at the local mall event.

There is someone who used to do that. It's called an editor in chief, and there are all sorts of 1970s movies that show them. They are (were) subject to ethical rules that answer most of those questions.

How about some basic sword ergonomics? Like a grip free of hard edges and buttons?

The author would have us kill those.

"That’s because objectivity—or the quest to be objective—renders journalists toothless."

stock price takes potential into account, which is now uncertain.

Fuck, have any of you seen Man of Tai Chi? Keanu Reeves is the man.

If Gizmodo:

I agree but good luck in today's environment. I'm considering buying riot insurance until blacks and whites figure out how to speak to each other.

Pockets!