My wife made a bad joke in bed that made my penis soft. She asked for the "Tony Sha-Lube" and sex between us was never cool again. Fun, sure, but rarely erotic.

Good, maybe you'll give the book a chance.

What other self-help or success books did you read instead?

I doubled it by using focus and vision boards to get the job I wanted (consumer insights associate) and went from $35K to $70k. Basically, the law of attraction has a corollary. Along with wanting only the things you've identified as a priority, you don't do anything that doesn't get you the things you want. People…

"The Secret" is a metaphor for clarity and focus. Don't dismiss it so easily. I read it in 2008 (or thereabouts), then read some other books that got a little more specific.

I suppose it would be better if I were munching a big sandwich.

Holy shit, I thought this was a Wes Anderson movie based solely on the cast and cinematography. (wait, that's exactly why I thought so)

Shotgun.

Master And Commander.

With up to a million committing suicide every year, the title is a huge turn off. Let's say each suicide intimately affects a minimum of two other people. That means in the last 5 years, up to 30 million people have had to deal with someone who killed themselves. 10 percent of the US population.

Ew, those look like funeral hands.

I want both versions of the Steven Segal episode. I remember watching it live and it was way different than the rerun (bunch of missed/alternate lines). I heard they re-ran portions of the dress rehearsal that were better.

Will these be as aired? Or will they be the 60-minute versions that leave out such classics as Slapped by Beaver Tails?

Goin' Crackers '87

No Minneapolis?? The Current has done more for rock in the past 10 years than to deserve this.

Quarter Slots

I'm inclined to agree, but based solely on the review above, I'm wondering if anyone ever shows the dilemma of the manager, who must decide whether to stoke the ire of an entire workforce or eliminate one employee. One would think they'd get some credit for offering a democratic vote. After all, if this is torture on…

The Tholians.

Kinda why I don't like "presentation" dinners. Way too much burden placed on the eater. I don't arrive until after dinner for that very reason.

How can they see through that kink in the plastic visor?