These hitboxes suck.

I finally beat The Last of Us because I wanted to watch that trailer without spoiling anything for myself. And I don't know why I waited that long to do it.

I was initially disappointed that the AV Club wasn't starting a bluegrass series, but afrobeat is so wonderful that it doesn't matter.

I'm just working on something for Mom…

The Pop Secret is a nice touch.

The Coens write the best devil characters.

I think she was on a This American Life a while back… Possibly the same one where they played Tig's ice cream story.

LA Hallucinations is an underrated track on Emotion.

I thought I remembered Peridot saying that she was a defective Pearl, so I assumed that the placement of the Pearl was said defect.

I'm with you. It was super ambitious and (I think) hit the mark. The drum part routinely pops into my head.

This is so great. The other entries in the competition don't hold a candle to this one.
Also, I'm pretty sure I've seen some of those other shorts before. Are there not rules about that for this award?

There's no doubt that that was what they were shooting for from a musical perspective. That guitar part and that buzzy bass are totally lifted from Party.

BAZGO!

Excellent. I wanna have that, but also things like post-game press conference flubs and touchdown dances to factor into the score.

A "Block & Tackle Comedy Value Fantasy League" would be the only fantasy league I would ever consider joining.

Run the Jewels Lite™

I will be so disappointed if we get RTJ3 before we get MTJ.

But she's got some stiff competition, what with another white person in the running and all.

"DO YOU WANT ANOTHER BOLT FROM A GOD MORTAL, WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?"