Isn't the Hellcat rated at 11.2 on street tires? I mean it's just a bad launch. Gotta love that people just eat up articles about analog power and analog cars (I don't need traction control!) and then just turn on that notion right away.

Smug level over 9000

Sucker punch? That hit is more like the result of mouthing off to your dad and walking away expecting no consequences, old school parenting from AJ setting the kids straight.

Too much power for the chassis, needs European refinement, blah blah blah . . Oh wait this isn't an American car crashing? Never mind

This is why you don't swerve with a set of wrinkle wall drag slicks, the walls will start to do a tank slapper sort of movement.

I think the stigma of being a flat brim hat wearing bro with stance nation, "The shocker" stickers and morally obligated to wave at other Subarus and hate everything that isn't AWD is worse. Being a big Subaru fan, I think other car people are surprised when I don't have a 15 min talk prepared for them about Turbo…